Posted on 3rd Jun at 6:16 PM, with 46,642 notes
I think my sink is clogged
Posted on 3rd Jun at 6:16 PM, with 104,566 notes
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.
Posted on 3rd Jun at 6:16 PM, with 2,464 notes
Hizzouse Party
Posted on 3rd Jun at 6:12 PM, with 605 notes
Coolest audience member ever
Posted on 3rd Jun at 12:46 PM, with 51,364 notes
When you’re trying to cheat and you make eye contact with the teacher
Posted on 3rd Jun at 12:33 PM, with 7,615 notes
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just to let you know :-)
DEADOMG
wow i am really nice
Posted on 2nd Jun at 9:45 PM, with 1,213 notes
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Born This Way ball is coming to America!
Posted on 2nd Jun at 9:44 PM, with 139,312 notes
The ghetto mofo you become when you’re mad
